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Blame the Mother

JJ1 has been described as bloodthirsty, clever, and fast. Bavarian governor Edmund Stoiber referred to him as a “problem bear.” Farmers claimed the bear “enjoyed killing,” because he had killed sheep...

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Love, The Worm in Phyllis Smith’s Garden

After years of combat – the worms eating Phyllis Smith prize peonies, Phyllis Smith firebombing the worms, the worms counter-attacking Phyllis Smith’s award-winning eggplants, Phyllis Smith dropping...

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Panda Opens Eyes to Injustice

36-year-old panda at Zoo Atlanta opens her eyes for first time 13:49:40 EDT Oct 12, 2006Canadian Press ATLANTA (AP) – Zoo Atlanta’s panda opened her eyes to the world’s injustices for the first time on...

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Year of the Pig

Edmonton – To celebrate the Year of the Pig and to show our porcine compatriots that we care about them, the province of Alberta – the so-called Texas of Canada – moved to protect pigs during their...

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Moles Taken From Bush’s Face Are Benign

Image courtesy StarrGazr WASHINGTON (AP) — The two moles removed from President Bush’s left temple were found to be non-threatening, the White House said Saturday. The bald mammals were removed Friday...

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